• kometes@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    This is my plan. If come upon ICE fucking with ppl, I intend to speak Spanish, act suspicious, and get detained. If they are wasting resources on me, perhaps someone else gets away.

    Plus I have the means for the fun lawsuit I get to file…

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    13 hours ago

    This is FREEDOM! And if Republicans thought it WASNT Freedom they could EASILY Stop it With their Majorities!

  • Pyr@lemmy.ca
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    18 hours ago

    “Attention shoppers, there are masked gunmen in the store, please evacuate in an orderly fashion”

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    Nah. You attack my family, I’m not complying with any directions to back up. I’d escalate, consequences be damned.

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    ICE Agent: “Back up, you don’t know what’s going on.”

    Apparently, neither do you?

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    This is a horror movie but it’s actually happening. I am ashamed of my country and what it’s become.

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    I know that it would end poorly for whoever did it and would probably escalate the overall invasion, but I wanted so hard to watch a MFer drop kick that NAZI in the face that had that kid on the ground. A drop kick would have been a good start, but stomping this dude’s face into the pavement and taking him out if the equation is what’s needed. Fuck ICE.

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      Yeah, gotta be careful since many parking lots have cameras. But if somebody were to do such a thing in Minecraft, they should immediately bolt and not look back. Don’t hang around, just do your thing then bounce.

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        In mine craft the police are known for being kinda crappy at catching people. It’s less than a coin flip.

        The best advice for any Minecraft crime is just do the thing and leave quickly.

        “Lots of things are legal if you can run fast”

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    honestly this is prob a good tactic for us. Citizen? See ICE? Get attention. Feign concern. Book it. Distract them. exhaust them. sue them. (outcomes vary based on skin tone, caveat emptor.)

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      Get your throat stepped on, get shot in the back, get run over by their cars…it’s so easy!

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    If you’re in the store start tipping shelves and causing chaos. Make the store owners fell the pain of the ICE thugs.

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      Wrong attitude. You should start tipping shelves because the sight of armed gunmen in tactical gear caused you to panic causing you to “run into things in your haste to get away from the situation.” That is a reasonable reaction in a court of law. I highly doubt the store owners had anything to do with ICE showing up, but fuck them in principle for price spiking during inflation.