• rapchee@lemmy.world
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    28 days ago

    … is he going to rehab because he was driving drunk or is there running-kids-over rehab?

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      27 days ago

      It’s cop rehab. His off-duty per diem will be increased 30% while he recovers from the traumatic incident, and he’ll be on PTO until the violent protesters that were blocking his car are out of the hos—children? Make it 50% and an extra few weeks.