16 gigs before losses to OS size is like 5 megabytes after the fact. I had to get my porn in ANSI just to make due

I put up a sign that says, “No hackers allowed plz”

Mostly via empty threats, but occaisonally I have had to whip out the soccer ball

It’ll be super topical though on about 15 years when they burn the last few acres of the Amazon rainforest to make room for condo buildings

Oh like the guy from Street Fighter 2 with the wolverine claws

Tabs were the worst invention in the world for those of us with ADHD

Wow iphone finally doing what every other platform could do years ago